Monday, 6 July 2009

Has Styx Vose Done A Maxwell

Rumours eminating from the Mediterranean area suggest Styx Vose may have done a Maxwell, the rest of the band were sad to hear last night. Was Styx really to be found floating dead in the Med with his Multi-Million pound yacht left deserted like the Marie-Celeste? Had life got to the respected Drummer with the story about the 'Rent Boy from Bangkok' about to break in the media (sorry wasn't meant to mention that one) or were the government looking to assasinate the 'Drummer who knew too much'???.
Happily, when they said doing a Maxwell, they didn't mean a Robert Maxwell. No stupid, they meant a Maxwell House! A Coffee before bed for Styx. The band are glad he is still with us and have cancelled interviews for a replacement (although if you know any tall blonde females we may still be interested)

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