Thames Water were yesterday alerted to strange smells at 'The Wells' secret practise location in the Chilterns. The band do not have much luck and sewer issues do tend to follow them around. Our contact in the band said that it was about time the source of the smell was located and a thick rod forced in the offending orifice and forced in and out until things were quite clear.
A thick green cloud was later seen moving between the secret location and Thame at about 50mph and Thames Water declared the practise location safe and healthy.
UPDATE - We have just heard Thames Water are investigating a similar incident in Thame, Oxfordshire. The mystery deepens!
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Further investigation by Thames Water have unearthed a bad batch of Fullers London Pride hidden deep in the bowels of The Swan Inn.
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