Drummer Jokes - Sad but true

What do you call a drummer without a girl friend? Homeless.

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to get the drummer out.

What sentence do drummers use the least? "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

A drummer tried to teach himself to play the flute. After practicing for months, he still could not get a good tone from it. He finally decided that he was hitting it too hard with the stick.

What's the difference between a savings bond and a drummer? Someday the bond will mature and make some money.

How late does the band play tonight? About half a beat behind the drummer.

What's the first thing drummers do in the morning? Walk home.