Thursday, 3 September 2009

Styx, OneStick and now something new!

The 'Wells' Lead guitarist 'Axeman' has suggested a name change for the bands experienced drummer. After holding two drumsticks in one hand and a Cow Bell in the other and dropping the lot whilst doing the intro to the Bands version of the Stones, Honky Tonk Woman, on saturday night, Axeman has suggested the name 'Juggler'.
The other band members find this name change agreeable but understand that 'The Jugglers' loyal fan base could be outraged.
A source close to the band said "we can do what we bl***y well like cause 'The Juggler' is on holiday, so who cares, stuff his fans!!!"
The bands Management Company, Wishing Well Music, have made funds available for re-prints of all tour memorabilia (which wasn't much!)
The band now consists of The Hat, The Juggler, The Axeman and OneTake.
NEWS JUST IN.................After Saturdays Beer Festival guitar tuning issues experienced by the Axeman the reporting press have coined the nickname 'NoTune' for the Axeman. This is not expected to be adopted by the band although is highly amusing.
A source close to the band said "The guys will not be affected by the media and will not have seen these reports. In fact none of them can read so no problem!"

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